Top 15 Funniest #BJJ Tweets of the Day; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on Twitter
Posted by Mike Calimbas on March 24, 2011
One of the most untapped resources for quality Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu information is Twitter. Especially if you have a Android or iPhone device, Twitter is one of the quickest ways to get up-to-the-minute results from events (like this weekend’s Pan-Am’s), find out what’s going on with your favorite BJJ’ers, instructors, and teammates, and even get a laugh about BJJ every now and again with the rest of the online community.
I’ll go over some of the major players in terms of Twitter power users for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu at another time, but for now, feel free to follow our comprehensive list of MMA / BJJ personalities to get yourself started.
Top 15 Funniest #BJJ Tweets of the Day – #YouDontRoll
- @RenzoGracieBJJ If you think the knee ride is something you got as a child. #youdontroll
- @themarkdoze If you don’t see you and your teammates like a family. #youdontroll
- @atomjsc If you think the X Guard is a porn filter for your internets. #youdontroll
- @JRjits Think the rubber guard will protect you from stds #youdontroll
- @rapestorm If u think a bully pass is something u wish u had in high school. #youdontroll
- @ATTHENDO If you go to a party and you don’t visualize how you’ll submit every guy there then #youdontroll
- @JitsOrGTFO if you are one of the bullies on bully beatdown and don’t win any money in the grappling round #youdontroll
- @Pikey141184 If you think ‘ rolling ‘ is a Limp Bizkit track #youdontroll
- @luscas16 If you think Ezequiel is a Bible character then. #youdontroll
- @Kruuzinho If you think “going to sleep” means going to bed #youdontroll
- @Kruuzinho If you think “hit the switch” has something to do with turning the lights off #youdontroll
- @roginkim If you think Kimura used to be married to Russell Simmons #youdontroll
- @jwnwrx05 if you think a rear naked choke is something you’d see in gay porn. ##youdontroll
- @m3mma If you think a joint lock is something that keeps your weed safe. #youdontroll
- @JGroomsMMA If you think that an omoplata is a lunch special. #youdontroll
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Mark Doze said
give the founders some play?
thanks guys!